Claiming that “beauty is a curse on the world,” The Carver attacked Sean, raped Christian and kidnapped his fiancee, Kimber, on their wedding day, making it look like Kimber left Christian on the altar so he wouldn’t suspect her true fate.
» DEPANTSING THE CARVER For seasons two and three, The Carver terrorized Miami, not only raping his victims but slashing each side of their mouths in a Joker-like fashion. Violence may not necessarily be the best answer, but it seems to work pretty well on “Nip/Tuck.” Alderman by shooting him in the back and burying him alive.
It’s brutal, outlandish and completely cringe-inducing, and it only gets better when Matt and Cherry strike back against Mr. Fast-forward to season three, and Matt has shaved his head, is dating a neo-Nazi girl named Ariel Alderman and beats up on pre-op transsexuals in his spare time.īut Matt somehow befriends Cherry Peck, whom he previously attacked, and asks Sean to operate on her too bad Ariel’s dad sees the two together, kidnaps them and forces Matt to cut off Cherry’s penis first. SURGERY Matt McNamara (John Hensley) has always had a bit of an identity crisis: While growing up, Matt thought he was Sean’s son with Julia, only to learn that Christian is actually his biological father. It’s an awkward sequence to watch, and though the dream explanation makes sense (it’s not nearly as bad as “Dallas”), we can’t help but wonder: What would a relationship between Christian and Sean be like? And would they keep sharing Julia? But after being raped by the Carver in season three, Christian starts dreaming about having sex with Sean, furthering the idea that the two can’t live without one another. » A NEW PARTNERSHIP? Christian has had sex with pretty much any woman who comes his way, from barely legal teenagers to plastic surgery patients to porn stars. It’s all very “Mean Girls” meets the “Lost” episode “Not in Portland,” as well as completely satisfying and utterly unnecessary.īut, hey, killing characters in unlikely ways is the easiest method of getting rid of them (just look at how Gina gets killed off in season five: thrust off the ledge of a roof while having sex with Christian). And then she threatens to go to the police with a story about how Sean raped her … until she gets hit by a bus. Then she asks him to check out her nipple for an infection, as she repeatedly attempts to breastfeed Conor (the scene is kind of like a weird mix of that one in “Fight Club” where Marla asks Edward Norton to check her breast for a lump and the one in “The Hand that Rocks the Cradle” where Rebecca De Mornay starts breastfeeding the kid that isn’t hers). A prospective nanny for Sean’s newborn son, Conor, Monica doesn’t get the hint when Sean doesn’t hire her, nor after the two sleep together and he wants nothing more to do with her.įirst, she tries to blackmail Sean. » WHO’S YOUR NANNY? Sean and Christian both have a knack for striking up relationships with women who wind up becoming obsessed with them (surprising, considering how misogynistic they usually both are), and in season four, Monica Wilder (Jennifer Hall) pretty much takes the cake.
Want to get caught up? Here is Express‘ list of “Nip/Tuck’s” five most inappropriate moments - you might need a counseling session afterward. 6, there’s a lot to remember and even more to expect.īut given all the girls the doctors sleep with, all the malpractice suits that just may be warranted and all the times Sean and Christian bounce Julia ( Joely Richardson) between them, it’s hard to follow all the indecency. 30 and the second part premiering on Jan. FX’s show about plastic surgeons/best friends/worst enemies Sean McNamara ( Dylan Walsh) and Christian Troy ( Julian McMahon) has had a seemingly never-ending list of questionable plotlines (see: rape, incest, murder, orgies, adultery, pedophilia, basically anything that could make Ned Flanders uncomfortable) and with part one of season five coming out on DVD Dec.